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G Train

There’s a subway line that all the time Everybody’s always mocking But that’s just the words of the idiot herd ‘Cause I think it’s pretty rocking You’d realize that if you prized Individuality This particular line is one of a kind, There ain’t nothing like the G. People laugh and …

Contrarian

Come on! You always disagree! I know a guy, he makes me quite irate Anything I like he automatically hates He’s a contrarian, You can never be right! He’s a contrarian If all of his friends say they like a flick He’ll say it’s lame just to be a dick …

I’m Not Afraid of Zombies

An idea that has really spread Is people could become undead That a virus or a fungus Could make zombies walk among us Movies games and TV shows Helped this zombie craze to grow Now everywhere you go these days The zombie trend is all the rage Everywhere I look …

Creepy, Creepy Love

Creepy, Creepy Love I saw you on the subway You were all alone You gave me a quick glance So I followed you home You started walking quickly When I turned down all the same streets Pretty soon we both were sprinting ‘Til you ran into your building You thought …

Tech Support for Mom & Dad

I’m doing tech support for Mom & Dad ‘Cause I’m from the freaking future Every time I visit them I have to fix their darn computer They should have a service plan But they’re too frugal They think I know my stuff But I just use google Seriously, just google …

Dial Up Days

There was a time when going on line Was something few people could do You needed a computer and a telephone A modem and an ISP too You paid for your hours and there wasn’t much power And at home was where you had to stay ‘Cause you could only …

Just Us 2 (feat. King Supernuts II)

Girl I just want you Yeah girl! i want a world for just us two Ha ha ha, yeah! I wish my whole world were the two of us All right, let’s do this! Hey man, this song is sort of personal, I don’t think it needs a guest rapper. …

Gimme a Strip

You just sizzle In the morning I’ve got to have you next to my toast and eggs Toast and eggs I’ve got to have you, if I have to like a dog I’ll beg I’m begging for it And in the afternoon I want you in between to pieces of …

Applewood

I see you eyeing me at the grocery store You got some just last week and now you’ve come back for more You’ve tried to cut me out but you just can’t stay away Four out of Five gods say I’m bad but you want me anyway By the time …

I Don’t Want To Be Your Turkey Bacon

I was just leftover poultry, so I was happy when you chose me And I did my very best to suit your taste And now you say you need me, but every time you eat me I see the disappointment in your face Excitement wasn’t your plan when you first …