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I Love Decoupage

My coffe cup was plain on the side And I tried to hide it but the space was too wide So my idea was to try tricking it out So it’ll be sticking out when I stick it in my mouth But I didn’t want to do the same old …

Wedding Workout

The date is set, invitations sent The deposit on the dress cost us 3 months rent Photographers, videographers, we’ve hired the whole crew We’ve been at this crap for 6 months and there’s still so much to do My fiancé, who I believe has gone insane Squeezes her upper thighs …

One Word Answers

I come home and I know That something is the matter When I get in you don’t join in With our normal idle chatter Deep inside of me the desire to flee is stirred ‘Cause when I ask you anything you answer with just one word Hey babe, how’s it …

I Poop Gold

People listen to me ’cause I’m a B-list hottie I got a rockin’ body so people look my way And since I get attention everybody wants to mention me In my head that makes me think that I have things to say You may think I’m lame but you know …

I Broke All Your Stuff

I broke all your stuff since you’ve been gone Then I threw it out on to the lawn I can’t make you stay I can’t rekindle your desire But I can take the stuff you left And light it all on fire I told all my nieces your were dead …

On Our Side

Welcome back to the countdown, this is Sean Ryecrisp here with you. Now I’m not really supposed to editorialize or give my opinions–it’s not that kind of a show–but this next band I have a real problem with because it was created by a SuperPAC, a political action committee. Now …

Keep Your Jazz Hand Strong

Keep Your Jazz Hand Strong don’t try to block it, ‘Cause your hand’s not doing any good Sitting in your pocket Keep Your Jazz Hand Strong Don’t take no jive. If you’re not using your jazz hand Why are you alive? So many people living like they’re in a trance, …