Due to some very strange iTunes reviews my legal team and I have decided to issue a voluntary recall for Keep Your Jazz Hand Strong. While we can’t explain (and take no responsibility for) reported phenomena—such as birds falling from the sky, spontaneous kidney stones, and siezures—we are allowing anyone who so desires to come to Rob’s Record Recall Party (Monday, December 9, 8:00pm) and exchange their copy of the album for one that’s certified safe.
We would also like to assure everyone out there that listening to the album is safe, but please exercise good judgement when listening to something that so clearly rocks. If you’re laughing too violently while driving, pull over until the song has ended. If the infectious grooves are causing you to dance too wildly in a crowded subway, pause the music until you have more room to get down.
We thank you for your understanding in this matter and please, keep your jazz hand strong.