Dial Up Days

There was a time when going on line Was something few people could do You needed a computer and a telephone A modem and an ISP too You paid for your hours and there wasn’t much power And at home was where you had to stay ‘Cause you could only …

Just Us 2 (feat. King Supernuts II)

Girl I just want you Yeah girl! i want a world for just us two Ha ha ha, yeah! I wish my whole world were the two of us All right, let’s do this! Hey man, this song is sort of personal, I don’t think it needs a guest rapper. …

Gimme a Strip

You just sizzle In the morning I’ve got to have you next to my toast and eggs Toast and eggs I’ve got to have you, if I have to like a dog I’ll beg I’m begging for it And in the afternoon I want you in between to pieces of …

Applewood

I see you eyeing me at the grocery store You got some just last week and now you’ve come back for more You’ve tried to cut me out but you just can’t stay away Four out of Five gods say I’m bad but you want me anyway By the time …

I Don’t Want To Be Your Turkey Bacon

I was just leftover poultry, so I was happy when you chose me And I did my very best to suit your taste And now you say you need me, but every time you eat me I see the disappointment in your face Excitement wasn’t your plan when you first …

I Love Decoupage

My coffe cup was plain on the side And I tried to hide it but the space was too wide So my idea was to try tricking it out So it’ll be sticking out when I stick it in my mouth But I didn’t want to do the same old …

Wedding Workout

The date is set, invitations sent The deposit on the dress cost us 3 months rent Photographers, videographers, we’ve hired the whole crew We’ve been at this crap for 6 months and there’s still so much to do My fiancé, who I believe has gone insane Squeezes her upper thighs …

One Word Answers

I come home and I know That something is the matter When I get in you don’t join in With our normal idle chatter Deep inside of me the desire to flee is stirred ‘Cause when I ask you anything you answer with just one word Hey babe, how’s it …

I Poop Gold

People listen to me ’cause I’m a B-list hottie I got a rockin’ body so people look my way And since I get attention everybody wants to mention me In my head that makes me think that I have things to say You may think I’m lame but you know …

I Broke All Your Stuff

I broke all your stuff since you’ve been gone Then I threw it out on to the lawn I can’t make you stay I can’t rekindle your desire But I can take the stuff you left And light it all on fire I told all my nieces your were dead …